I love a good thriller. Combining the best elements of mystery/whodunit flicks with sex, violence and frequently unlikely plot twists – they just tickle me in the brain meats and leave my claw well lubricated and dripping with happy goo. That said, there’s usually some point in the narrative that makes me want to cough up my [...]

A Nightmare Before Blogging I had a horrible nightmare last night. No, there’s not going to be a punchline, I did – for real and for true. At approximately 3:47am I woke from this nightmare all sweaty and naked (horny, ladies?) and scribbled this on my [cough] “idea pad” that I keep next to my bed. Readers’ [...]