Really? You clicked the ‘About’ link? No one ever clicks the ‚’About’ link!  Shit‚ okay, well, I guess we’ll have to tell you some stuff and junk.

Here’s the thing: you may be a clawsome person and not even know it. Here are a few questions you might want to ponder:

Do you kinda hate your job?

Are you stuck in one of those cube farms where you sit, like a fatted calf, in a prison-grey cubicle wasting most of your time emailing friends and reading the ‘About’ section of websites?

Do you sometimes dread going to your crappy job and fantasise about having the ability to make people’s heads explode like in David Cronenberg’s Scanners?

Do you dig movies that other people either don’t get or frown upon? Can you quote Ash from Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2 and/or Army of Darkness?

Does the name ‘Bruce Campbell’ make your loins quiver? By the way here’s an interview I did with Bruce from the Clawsome archives.

Do you read comics but tell people they’re ‘graphics novels’? Do you like video games, especially the ones where you can cleft beasties in twain or shoot hookers?

Are you awake when everyone else is asleep?

Do you want to do something cool but frequently find yourself realising the ‘cool thing’ has already been done?

Do you secretly wish a zombie apocalypse would occur? Do you imagine you’d be one of a scrappy band of survivors, shooting the undead and watching the world burn?

If you answered ‘yes’ to any of these questions you may be Claw-worthy. Even if you didn’t, you’re kind of curious, right?

Welcome to Clawsome. Scruffy reprobate and ne’re-do-well Anthony O’Connor is the man who currently wields the prickly appendage but more will come in time.

Whether you loathe your job, don’t HAVE a job or just want to escape stupid reality for a spell you will find the Claw abides…

We want to hear from you guys too. The Claw cannot possibly catch all the juicy, pop cultural tid-bits. Talk to the Claw, love the claw, LUBRICATE the claw with your savvy observations.

Hang around, things are going to get very interesting very soon. Besides, what else are you going to do? WORK?