Howdy, that’s me - Ant – in the picture by the way. I guess it’s not really a “glassing” so much as a “bottling”. Anyway, the idea is this. Every now and then I put forward the statement – I’d rather [describe a physically painful act] than [describe something I really fucking hate]. Readers’ Voice: English, motherfucker, do you [...]

A Nightmare Before Blogging I had a horrible nightmare last night. No, there’s not going to be a punchline, I did – for real and for true. At approximately 3:47am I woke from this nightmare all sweaty and naked (horny, ladies?) and scribbled this on my [cough] “idea pad” that I keep next to my bed. Readers’ [...]