Howdy, that’s me - Ant – in the picture by the way. I guess it’s not really a “glassing” so much as a “bottling”. Anyway, the idea is this. Every now and then I put forward the statement – I’d rather [describe a physically painful act] than [describe something I really fucking hate]. Readers’ Voice: English, motherfucker, do you [...]

I love a good thriller. Combining the best elements of mystery/whodunit flicks with sex, violence and frequently unlikely plot twists – they just tickle me in the brain meats and leave my claw well lubricated and dripping with happy goo. That said, there’s usually some point in the narrative that makes me want to cough up my [...]